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Father's Day 2026 · An Official Statement
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Guy
Father of the Year · Every Year
You're a great dad.
Great dad.
The best, really terrific..
Other dads?
Total disasters!
Ugly!
Everyone agrees.
Believe me.
The Tremendous Prize
The committee hereby awards the winner one (1) gift card.
A beautiful gift card. Probably the most beautiful gift card ever issued.
Scratch off the gold. Then scan it with your phone.
Scratch · scan · celebrate
Love, Matthieu
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Issued June 14, 2026 · Paid for by the Committee for the Best Dad.
Many people are saying this is the best card ever made. They're right.
Many people are saying this is the best card ever made. They're right.